February 2012
My mum is singing along to the American Dad theme song.
I love the word ‘allusions’.
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Just started up another blog, for things that only the people who know me in real life want to see.
Send me an ask if you want the URL, but why would you?
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I sometimes wish I could tell people what they can and can’t post on the internet, really I do.
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College Misadventures - #13: Never meet your...
One thing that’s always eluded me on Tumblr is the widespread hatred of bloggers’ Facebook friends. Here’s an example.
I used to never understand it. I often find the people on Facebook perfectly fine.
At least, that used to be the case.
I’ll admit, it’s gotten to the point now where I really don’t enjoy seeing stories about some people from college. The...
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beatonna:
Last night I was emailed some porn that someone drew of me because I said a thing on the internet that they disagreed with. Because, there you go, ‘justice.’ When stuff like that comes your way you don’t usually say anything because who gives a fuck, but oh well, let’s do it anyway. So, I’ve seen that shit before because I’ve been on the internet for 100 years, but it always looks...
Sun comes out for 30 seconds
HAYFEVER
HAYFEVER FOR EVERYONE
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
No matter how good a day is, I always look at the things that went wrong in the final minutes and that’s what ruins it for me.
For some reason, Crawley looks a little like New York today
Big dirty dildos
The quality of fraping has definitely declined.
Anyone I go out with needs to be able to accept how badly I want to be Spider-Man.
You don’t have to understand it, just come to terms with it.
Well War Horse was SHIT
My favourite part of War Horse
British soldier: You speak good English.
German soldier: I speak English well.
Knock knock
Who's there
The Gestapo
Gesta-
VE ASK ZE QVESTIONS!
